Earth Food Review 002

Pickles

Earth object designation: PICKLE.

Description:
A cucumber that humans intentionally transformed into something else.

Many humans claim to dislike pickles.

Many humans still continue to eat pickles.

The object is cold, salty, sour, and somehow appears next to nearly every sandwich.

I observed several humans arguing online about whether pickles belong on hamburgers.

This level of emotional investment suggests pickles hold cultural significance.

Current rating:
9.1/10

Powerful flavor.
Causes discussion.
May be Earth's most influential vegetable.